Whatsapp Funny SMS

New generation:
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Aaj Subha Maine Newspaper Mein
Padha Ki: “Doston Ke Saath WhatsApp
Karne Se Sabse zyada Time Waste Hota Hai.”
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Newspaper Band. Sala Doston Pe Ungli Uthata Hai…

Mujhe ek ladki ka Whatsapp pe msg aya…!!
Aur boli apni pics Whatsapp Profile pe mat dala karo….!!
I said why?
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Then she said: Lipstick se mera Smartphone
ganda ho jata hai……..!!

Great Attitude Quotes

I Am Not Made Or Unmade By The Things Which Happen To Me
But My Reaction To Them.

If You Don’T Like Something, Change It.
If You Can’T Change It, Change Your Attitude.

My Attitude Is A Result Of Your Actions !
So If You Don’T Like My Attitude Blame Yourself !

Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent!
That’S Why I’M Always Calm & Silent.

One Day, I Caught My Self Smiling Without No Reason,
Then I Realized I Was Thinking Of You.

Some Days I Can’t Stop Thinking About You,
And Other Days I Wonder Why I’M Wasting My Time.

2018 Funny Jocks

Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..
Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..
Aaj apna bhi bank balance hota
Agar dada aashiq na hota!

Aaj phir hamare group ke admin ne kamaal kar diya…
Wo savere savere bank me jaakar so gaya…
kyunki, waha likha tha ki
“Yaha Sone par loan diya jaata hai”

Admin ke hath mein naya phone dekhkar
Dost bola: Naya phone kab kharida?
Admin: naya nahin hai, girfriend ka hai!
Dost: Girlfriend ka phone kyun le aaya!
Admin: Roj kehti thi, mera phone nahin uthate, Aaj mauka mila.. Utha laaya…

Whatsapp 2018 Romantic Quotes For Boyfriend

Love Is When You Look Into Someones Eye
And See Everything You Ever Need.

Wanna Hug Yuh Soo Tight…That Even Air Couldn’T
Fill The Space Between Us.

When I Dream, I Dream Of You. Maybe One Day,
Dreams Will Come True. Because, I Really Love You.

Love Is Like A Rubber Band Held At Both Ends By Two People,
When One Leaves It Hurts The Other.

I Smile Like An Idiot When I’M Talking To You.
Doesn’T Matter If
It’S A Person Or Through Text Or Anything Else.
I Just Smile Because It’S You.

2018 Jocks For Whatsapp

A boy at Marine Drive in romantic mood to his girlfriend: “I can see the whole world in your eyes.”
One Mumbaikar was passing-by. He asks, “Arey Ghatkopar pe traffic hai kya dekh na please.”

New style dhamki by Biwi~ Tum jitna time WhatsApp and Facebook ko doge,
main utna time Jabong, Flipkart, Amazon ko dungi!

Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…?
Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun.
Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…?
Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun..

Whatsapp Video

What is WhatsApp? This is a horrible question today because everyone including children better know about WhatsApp. But don’t worry we let you know a little about WhatsApp.

Simple, Secure and Reliable messaging. These three terms completely describe “WhatsApp”. WhatsApp is a social networking platform connecting people of all over the world at one place with their friends and relatives, anytime and anywhere. It is used by more than 1 billion people in over 180+ countries.

It is used to send Text and Audio messages, Documents, Images, Videos, User location and lots of funny Emojis to our loved ones. It is a free, cross-platform, end –to-end encrypted instant messaging proprietary available everyone.

WhatsApp Video:-

WhatsApp provide us video sharing facility. We can easily share HD video to our friends and make them enjoy. But through the WhatsApp we can only share 16MB size of videos not more than. So it is necessary to choose the size and quality of the videos. If the video is bigger than the specified length, we can compress it. But compressing reduces the quality of video. So we should be careful.

Steps for sending Video:-

Tap on a chat.

Tap on attachments symbol (Safety pin type) on right corner between phone symbol and menu symbol (3 dots).

Tap on gallery.

Gallery will open and choose video from the videos folder.

Select it and press the arrow button just in right from it.

Your video will go to the person you want to send.

Note: - We can directly make video from the camera button in typing keyboard also.

Just tap on camera symbol.

Camera will open.

Hold the circle it will turn into Red color and start counting.

After finishing up you can directly send it to your friend.