Whatsapp 2018 Love Quotes

If time does not wait for you, don't worry.
Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.

A bad attitude is like a flat tire,
you can't go anywhere until you change it.

Every problem comes with some solution...If
it doesn't have any solution, it's not a problem..!

If I could choose between loving you and breathing
I would chose my last breathe to say I love you.

The essence of romantic love is that wonderful beginning,
after which sadness and impossibility may become the rule.

Whatsapp Funny SMS

Wife: Today, I want to relax,
so I have brought three movie tickets.
Husband: why three tickets?
Wife: you and your parents.

Employee: Boss, I’ve got married. Can I get a pay rise?
Boss: We do not compensate for the accidents that happen outside of the work place.

Santa went to temple & saw people puting
coin in box & praying…!!!
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Santa:- Wow…!!!! How amazing. People are talking to God
through coin phone without receiver…!!

Whatsapp 2018 Quotes For Attitude

Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true.
Every time I hear you voice I fall in Love all over again.

I didn't change,
I just grew up.
You should try it once.

I didn't change,
I just grew up.
You should try it once.

I don't have an attitude problem,
I just have a personality that you can't handle.

I hate math,
but I love counting money.

Whatsapp SMS For Girl

Boy: I checked yesterday that I don’t have any iron in my body.
Girl: How did you check?
Boy: I checked with a Magnet, it was not sticking to me…!

Johny johny, Yes papa..!!!
Private job, Yes papa!
Lot of tension, Yes papa!
Too much work, Yes papa!
Family life, No papa!
Bp-sugar, High papa!
Yearly bonus, Joke papa…!!!
Monthly pay, Low papa!
Personal life, Lost papa!
Weekly off…, Ha Ha Ha….!!

Sardar:- YU cheated me….!!!
Shopkeeper:- No, I sold a good radio to Yu…..!!!
Sardar:- Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio
says this is ‘All India Radio” ….

Whatsapp More Funny Messages

Sardar:- What is the name of your car…???
Lady:- I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T….”
Sardar:- Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea.
All cars that I know start with petrol…

Interviewer:- How does an electric motor run…???
Sardar:- Dhhuurrrrr…..!!!
Inteviewer shouts:- Stop it….!!!
Sardar:- Dhhurr dhup dhup dhup……

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late
evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar:- Keyboard alphabets were not in order,
so I made it alright….!!!

Whatsapp Quotes For Friend

I will never let you go. No matter
what situation we are in,
I love and care about you for ever…!!!

Friend 1:- Why Do You Break Up With Her….??
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What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
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In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.

Whatsapp Images

Before talking about WhatsApp Images we should talk a little about WhatsApp. What is this?

WhatsApp is a social networking platform connecting people of all over the world at one place with their friends and relatives, anytime and anywhere. It is used by more than 1 billion people in over 180+ countries. It is Simple, Secure and Reliable messaging. These three terms completely describe “WhatsApp”

We can easily send Text and Audio messages, Documents, Images, Videos, User location and lots of funny Emojis to our loved ones. WhatsApp Messenger is a free, cross-platform, end –to-end encrypted instant messaging proprietary available everyone.

WhatsApp Images:-

A Profile picture, says a lot, rather than text. People love to update their Display Pictures regularly. With the help of pictures, you can show your feelings like love, care, laughter, sorrows, the desire to someone others.

It is said that, “A photo is worth 1000 words”. Many people like to share their feelings by a pic because it is easy to express and also it is very effective and eye catching.

In the early days of online messaging people used the term DP. WhatsApp DP means WhatsApp Display Picture.

Profile photo is of many types like love, sad, motivational, quotes etc. There are also girls and boys type DP. These photos show our mood and thinking. DP comes in High Definition also with great color combination and clarity.

We can easily express our thought through these. People like to put best photo as their DP and want to put impact on their friends and relatives and get their attention.

WhatsApp is also trying the “Like” feature as Facebook so that people could get like on their photos. We hope this feature will come into existence this year and we will be able to use a new and attractive WhatsApp.